Husband vs Wife.

1. Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means,
    With Idiot For Ever.

2. Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one everyday.

3. Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you..



4. Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

5. Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So I bought 3 movie tickets.
   Wife: Why Three?
   Husband: For you and your parents

6. Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

7. Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

8. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
   You know, I was a fool when I married you.
   The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice